If they really want you to pay it, then they’ll come and tap on your window.” Her whole philosophy of life was: if you die owing money, then you’ve won. “If they ain’t cutting it off, I ain’t paying.” She would say, “The first bill is a suggestion. Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times?Įve - she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other!ĭate is either a sweet fruit or activity that is supposed to lead to something sweet and sticky.Īin’t he the funniest? Share it if you think he is. Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?Ī: Mechanical engineers build weapons civil engineers build targets. Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?Ī: Because the condom wouldn’t fit over the phone. And they will install Cher as their android goddess because, by then, she’ll be mostly plastic and wire anyways. The robots will probably adopt that song as their anthem, and they’ll sing it to themselves as they take over the world, crushing humans under their silicone heels. His wife stops having sex and replies: “I’m helping your career. He screams: “What the **** are you doing?” Unemployed writer comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man. STUDIO EXECUTIVE: “Just because I’m a studio executive does not mean I’m gonna read your lousy script.” WRITER: “Just because I’m a writer doesn’t mean I approve of all writers”. What kind of writer are you? Share it to Facebook and let everyone know.
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